Stanley..Wat have we done for it?

Every guy who gets into MBBS naturally wants to get into MMC..That feeling is quite obvious..
But after becoming stanleans, wat have we done for Stanley to get to the top spot..
Did we participate in quiz competitions and get the first place?
Did v get university first and make our teachers proud?
Did v ever get into any healthy competition?
Did v attend our postings and classes regularly?
The answer is quite simple..and an undeniable "NO"
Forget what Stanley has done for us..Lets think bout wat we have done for our Alma mater..
We never really attended the postings..except in final year..
Never were any healthy competitions..All the competition were about who takes the students council and which gang is bigger..
Exams were as corrupt as u can ever imagine..Students taking "Bits" is a usual occurrence..
But only in Stanley, u can find professor distributing the bits to make sure his students pass..
Only in Stanley can u find atleast half a dozen students who use only their cell phones and not their grey matter for passing the exams..
Giving money to get a pass in final year has now become a trend..
And worse, they go unpunished..
Worst, Professor helping the students during exams..
I can bet that u can't see such things anywhere in this world..
It is pride or is it...?
Start thinking Stanleans..